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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:51

Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
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Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
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Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Vel expedita omnis impedit modi earum itaque ut.
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.