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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

DC-area pediatrician on CDC urging summer camp operators to screen for measles immunity - WTOP

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I am fed up with scammers and need a genuine call center project. What should I do? What are the things to be done for starting a BPO business?

No way

Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thunder-Pacers: 5 takeaways as Shai Gilgeous-Alexander carries OKC to victory in Game 4 - NBA

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Is fellatio addictive?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

The mystery rise of lung cancer in non-smokers - BBC

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

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Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

If English makes 3 additional gender terms to accommodate for XXX, XXY, and XYY people, what would be the most realistic terms for those genders?

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

Vel expedita omnis impedit modi earum itaque ut.

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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